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my dad bought a pineapple like 2 months ago and never cut it open or anything so it just sat in this bowl on our counter and earlier today i saw like 3 gnats flying around and i was like “o its probably the pineapple” so i hit the pineapple to see if there were any more and A CLOUD OF GNATS EXPLODED IN FRONT OF MY FACE i almost threw up and i ran away and just told my mom about it and she threw it away and now there are gnats all over our kitchen this is all my dads fault men r STUPID! 

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